How Was My Service: 2010

9.2.10

Subject Based Division

To get exact rules on this division, click here. The reigning champ will have his verse listed at the top. All contenders will be listed below. Submit your verse to howasmyservice@gmail.com and see if you can capture the belt! Please try to minimize profanity.

This Month's Subject: Community College Hip Hop Rap Lyrics Best Lyricism Best MC Dopest MC Nas Biggie Kanye

Current Champion: Craph Tee Seen Gulz (0 Title Defenses): Fuck Community College/ I don't need grades to get paid and its usually homage/ and im'a be brutally honest/ technique's even too noob~to~be~novice!!!/

only sign up for easy classes/ teachers with nice asses and strippers with reading glasses/ what are you stressed about, only need a D to pass this/ teacher said I failed I told her "eat an a$$ bitch."

Contenders:

Technique (Taken Out): I don't usually assault kids, but community college, got me brutally using two things to my advantage. The first is my knowledge of the skirts in the small room, got my working out the perfect route to hurt all those mom tubes. A good starting spot to bring those fresh muffs in , the dark parking lot and a tin of fresh muffins. The second thing i love about student loans is getting up at noon to skip class and get stoned.

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Alliterations Division

To get exact rules on this division, click here. The reigning champ will have his verse listed at the top. All contenders will be listed below. Submit your verse to howasmyservice@gmail.com and see if you can capture the belt! Please try to minimize profanity. Hip Hop Rap Lyrics Best Lyricism Best MC Dopest MC Nas Biggie Kanye

Current Champion: DEAD CENTER:Anybody approaches and an arsenal is assembled. I'm beating boys bloody blazing that bomb bader. i'm crashing crews correction crushin children. i'm defeating deadly demons done daily drillin, everyone's engage with enimies empty evny. the flames fly fire forever from my finger tips. gay groups get great gruesome guttings like ginger snaps. haven't you heard heavy hands hold herbs and handle herds. i'm imagining injustice inevitabley intrusted with insults. just us judging jests jury joins juvenille. i kill kimono dragons keepin kilos and kimbers. kittens listen lustin lazy loud lickin lipton. my minute maid's made in maryland. you're minute men making narrow nonsence. nailing nothing never. Or overies opposing o- ring openings openly. I'm Pussy pounding pondering Penolope. Perpetually performing profounding solliloquies. The Question is quite the querry. Quizing quotes? Remember i resemble a rental reptile reacting regularlly repulsed by rejection! Somewhere sorrow supplies suppliment small semi-auto shipments. Terrible tragedies take the tahitian tribes ten times tuesday. Ultimatly uttering useless underlying ulceration of the vulva vigorously vibrating veriations with whatever warrents why warren g style exageration or explination of your yoda yoga style yoddle.So what the Z. Zorrro zeros in on zombies at the zoo!

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Tweet Style Division

8.2.10

Sixteen Bars Division

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Old School Text Divsion

12.1.10

About This Site

What this blog is all about:

I created this site to battle people. I want to battle as many people as I possibly can. So if you want to battle me or anyone else on this site, just shoot me an email. howasmyservice@gmail.com

Here's where the idea came from:

A few friends and I have been avoiding boredom for years by way of text-battling each other. Not that explanation is needed, but this is where we would text verses thought up on the spot back and forth trying to outdo the previous one. We found limitations in writing to each other this way, some being fun challenges and others just limiting. So what you are looking at right now is my attempt at exceeding these limitations. I decided upgrade the medium from text messaging to email.

Here is the general Idea:

There will be one master email account created. Anyone who wants to contend and get a shot at the title will email their verse to this account. That simple. Your email address WILL NOT be used for anything besides your way to send me verses. I will not give your email address to anyone or any of that shady-type business. As opposed to using tournament style competitions to determine champions, this blog will use king-of-the-hill style battles. This means that the best verse to date will sit as current champion in that division. 20 successful title defenses will get that person inducted into the Hall-Of-Fame and create an opening once again in that divsion. I will post all updates on Monday of every week. I will post ALL verses submitted, either under Contender or Champion in the corresponding division that you are gunning for.

Here's how it is going to work:

I have set up 5 initial divisions. They are as follows:

Old School Text Division

160 Characters Max
Any number of bars
Forces you to be creative & efficient

Tweet Style

140 Characters Max
Any number of bars
We will tweet all verses unless you don’t want us to
Be sure to include link if you want that posted too

Classic Sixteen

16 Bars no hook
Will be one of the more coveted titles
Shows song writing ability
16 Bars, No Less, No More

Alliterations

Verses will include as many words that start with the same letter as possible
Listen to Saigon’s Letter P ft. Kool G Rap
I’m not setting any guidelines accept the above reference

Topic Based

I will choose a random topic every week
This will only give people a week max to write their verse adding a bit of difficulty for some. This one will be fun.

I am always open to suggestions for new divisions. I will not manage more than a total of 10 divisions at any one time. I will only create a new division when there is a demand for a new division. This means that all existing divisions must have a minimum of 5 participants. Entering a division can only be done so by way of battling.

Judging will be done by me for all battles that I am not competing in. I have created an agreement with impartial Craph T Seen Gulz that allows him to judge for all battles that I participate in. I did it this way as opposed to using an outside voting system in order to avoid the forming of groups. Voters teaming together could pose way more of a bias than I ever could personally. I will read all emails in regards to battle opinions and take them into consideration however. Feel free to let me know how you feel about any battle taking place.

I have already organized some battles with existing members in order to establish rankings in some of the divisions.

If you email a verse I will post it. Your verse will then be open for battle. If someone wants to smash it with their own verse, that too will get posted. It is at this point that you will have to answer the question.... How was my service? That simple. Keep your verses division-orientated so I have a place to put them and a way to rank you. Be sure to let me know what you want to be called.

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